I agree with steak knives: how is she a politician? She hasn't held political office in years.

Anonymous fornication? You mean glory holes?

When does he attempt to discredit and objectify Oprah?

I never understood the "hate-fuck" concept, but I definitely agree that Bristol is a much more desirable MILF.

Are you serial?

The answer to your question is: plains states. First-run movie is $5 at night, $3.50 for a matinee. I saw the last Resident Evil movie opening night in 3D for under ten bucks.

We in the middle of the country are the ones dragging the average down at $5 a ticket. Our speed limits are ridiculously high (except where there aren't any at all), so it's a shorter trip than you think!

Mmm…Kudos
Some combination of Friday afternoon punchiness and Sean O'Neal's writing had me falling out of my chair laughing. Kudos to Sean with the aforementioned caveat.

They're all athletic if they're martial arts experts. "Non-athletic martial arts expert" is like "NBA all-star with terrible hand-eye coordination."

Running down the list, we have
1) Martial artist and "weapons expert" (presumably that means firearms, not atlatl)
2) Martial artist and grifter
3) Martial artist

LOOK OUT!
HE HAS A THERMAL DETONATOR!

Oh, and, just so people don't think I'm a knee-jerk apologist about the thing, I'll point out the plot hole that *did* make me bang my head on the proverbial wall:

SPOILER CONTINUATION

Units, people!
Decibels per minute? That's like pounds per square inch per square inch.

You do realize that he's been at it for decades. He used to be slimmer.

Not to mention that he has broken ribs, the whole front of his body shredded to ribbons, and another injury that I won't mention because it's spoiler-ish.

Yay
Excellent excuse to link to this:
http://notalwaysright.com/n…

Only violin or piano?

Perhaps she's rich?

"What Chinese parents understand is that nothing is fun until you're good at it."
3. Winning the lottery is fun
4. Even people who are terrible at dancing and singing have fun with them