Good, because it's a problem if you leave the tigers on.

Remember
If your son kills himself due to the constant insults and never satisfying you no matter what he achieves, it's only because he was weak. This is a sign that you were a good parent.

You really think it would have been better to say "No, I don't want her to be photographed" like that asshole's parents from last week?

Now now, he also uses her for awesome parking spots.

I'm going to give a legitimate scientific answer to a guy who goes by "Senor Bagofcrap" because I think that's a pretty funny thing to do.

I don't think friction is strong enough to resist something trying to move at 1100 mph. She could wear cleats, but her feet would probably rip off at the ankle.

I WANT YOU TO COME see what you've been missing! On the CW!

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Done.

Reasonable Discussion
If gravity doesn't act on the princess, she won't rotate about the planet's center. She will whip past everything on the surface at a relative speed of about 1100 miles per hour.

It's not so much that a rich man's daughter is starring in a movie, it's that a rich man is making a movie so that his daughter has something to star in. I'm sure he will pay to air her sweet 16 party on primetime network television in a few years.

…echo…echo…
How can anything echo across the great plains? There's nothing for it to echo *from*. Still bouncing around the Rockies or the canyons of Manhattan I could see.

The Today Show is about the least erotic thing on television, so you can have everybody do that nude.

Yikes
Now I know what happened to Little Orphan Annie.

Didn't NBC broadcast Schindler's List uncensored once upon a time?

"A Walk in MacLeod's"

Considering that Sri Lanka is 33 miles from India, I don't see how there can be a huge difference.

Swallowing line, sinker, and hook makes sense if it's a shark that jumps up behind the fisherman and swallows him.

NYPD Blue definitely, and I'm pretty sure Homicide did it as well.

Yup, it will be unrealistic gay caricatures instead of catty gay caricatures.

Bum-Bum
It's already been established that you can show bare asses on broadcast television and every part of the breast except for the nipple as long as you do it during the latter part of prime-time.