I think you meant "Bridget's Bone Diary"

You can't really top "My Left Foot" for the physical stuff, so they switched to mental issues. I would be interested in a polydactyl romantic comedy, though.

The best redub would be him yelling "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"

after which you will have a purple pouch.

Monocle + Martini Glass
Goodness yes, we cannot allow 13-year-olds to discover that the word "fuck" exists. It would damage their fragile little minds.

Assberry Park is the only name I recognize in the article and that's a place, so yeah it's not the last.

No, that's what I would be if I *stayed* to watch The Bachelor and ice skating.

So your bedroom technique is to ask the girl what the price of a coffee maker is, whack off while yodeling, and finish prematurely if she was too far off?

Flaubert, did you sing the mountain climber yodel while doing it?

I was a teenager when I watched Last Exit to Brooklyn, so all I remember is that it had some really nice tits near the end.

It's not that I actively disdain television. It's primarily that my wife hogs the TV to watch The Bachelor and figure skating and similar crap, so I just go do something else.

"why you care to comment"

Out of Context
"Kelsey Grammer seems to be embracing his newfound tabloid infamy by beating ex-wife and Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star Camille Grammer."

Don't watch, so not sure
Does that guy have "Billy" tattooed on his arm and a corporate brand name down his side?

If they start making internet message boards into movies, I want to be portrayed by Steve Buscemi.

I agree that the "Best Animated" category is pointless when one of them is also nominated for "Best Picture." There isn't any possible rationale for how Dragon or Illusionist could be a better animated feature but a worse actual feature.

Right, but I didn't know whether Pastore gave him grief for complaining or for not sending a limo. Thanks.

Clarification?
The phrase explaining what happened starts off with two proper names and then strings together a lot of "he" "his" and "him". I have no idea which one of them wanted the limo and did the complaining.

As I recall, the leakers have been low-level schlubs. The subject of a movie needs to have more personality, like making claims about having sexy sex with sexily sexy Asian teenagers.

You mean Fiddy Cent.