Om nom nom
The emotional impact of that last scene was significantly lessened because I was on the edge of my seat waiting for Amy to spring up and eat her sister. Maybe the characters have some experience of how long it takes to turn, but cradling a zombie-bitten dead body seems like the sort of thing the group…

Hey thanks.

I hate myself
I'm sure this show will really catch on!

I'm thinking caltrops, double-edged knives, and open containers of acid. I'd watch that.

Inevitable Thread
I would like to unsparingly explore the animal side of her human nature.
Freckles all the way down, man.

Who?

For the record, it was a false trichotomy.

Certified Travel Agent Since 1852
If you don't like the suburbs, there are vacancies in Compton and on a lettuce farm in Arizona. Get back to me when you decide which sounds better.

Right, but couldn't they release two 2 1/2 -hour movies at the same time? See the first one weekend, the second the next weekend. Or watch them back-to-back if you're a superfan.

Society has a double-standard when it comes to physical illness vs mental illness. I won't pretend otherwise.

Brilliant Marketing
Given that it's explicitly part one of a single story, I'll just wait and watch this on DVD immediately before seeing the second part in a theater. I would have preferred both parts to be released at the same time (even as separate films), but oh well.

She sees Bruce Willis
The finale SHOULD be a reveal that she's been hallucinating the "ghosts" due to a brain tumor. I would say psychosis, but that might be too much of a downer.

Introduce him as "Diddy-Dirty Laundry" and claim it's an honest mistake.

Oh Good
Now we know where the $80 million that he misappropriated went. Seagal and Ferrigno don't work cheap!

Apes-A-Poppin
I would pay quadruple the normal ticket price to see an all-monkey remake of Citizen Kane.

Is it really necessary for a human to separate the gerbil with diarrhea? Are the other gerbils inclined to frolic in the mess? I thought there was a natural revulsion to someone else's feces, especially if it's obviously diseased.

Poor Design
He's gonna take off at least part of his thumb with that thing. What idiot put the blaster behind the hand?

Someone putting their mucus on your face is demeaning? I guess I'd better stop blowing my nose in people's hair.

Your hand?

I'm going to reference this in my defense when I make a shot-for-shot and line-for-line remake of all six Star Wars movies using little people.