Utterly Stupid
We've finally reached the point where they're reenacting previous movies using the same script. I suppose it was the inevitable conclusion of the "reboot" trend, but this is just pointless. Re-release the old movie and put the production budget toward feeding children or something.

Brownmark Films
The video production company's name sounds far too similar to a South Park joke for this to be coincidence.

If gerbils have access to tanks, then it's all over.

Like the guy who was afraid of flying because he thought it was dangerous, and then it turned out to be dangerous. Ironic!

Unless he created the hybrid for the purpose of preventing or extinguishing fires, no.

Disappointed
I was expecting a video of horses riding bicycles. wtf is this?

Nobody cares, but still
I like the one guy casually flipping off the camera and the Red Ranger catching a nap on a bench. Runners-up are the unicyclist and the Japanese schoolgirl who fell down.

@betterforsome
Exactly why I pay someone to read it to me!

I skip having the pornography read to me because there just wouldn't be enough time in the day.

I pay someone to read the internet to me each morning.

Need to clean my ears
Keith Urban will be Batman? What?

S0 much for Dr. Banner
If he's in his mid-20s, then Bruce Banner will be a grad student? Sounds like the perfect outlet for rage.
YOU SAY MARGINS WRONG FOR THESIS?! HULK CRUSH GRADUATE COMMITTEE!!

Seymour Butts claimed (on Conan's Late Night show quite a while ago) that the single greatest thing about being sued was having a federal judge read the names of some of his videos in court.

Better yet, he uses two of his claws as chopsticks.

Thanks. That followed from watching one of Makoto Shinkai's films with my wife. I thought it was deeply affecting. She said, "How am I supposed to care about animated people?" I responded, "The same way we're supposed to care about famous people playing pretend."

"In common use, specifically in American English, the term is sometimes restricted to Europeans and other lighter-skinned populations within these areas, and may be considered equivalent to the varying definitions of white people."

Ghaleon, the U.S. manga market has been doing remarkably well. I imagine it has something to do with the fact that it's much more awkward reading on a screen than in a book. Other possible factors would be that it's cheaper to buy a book than a DVD and it's broadly accepted by parents that a teen would want to buy…

One is caucasian and the other is Japanese. Wait, should those both be capitalized?

It's partly cultural, but it's also that becoming emotionally invested in animated people requires a larger suspension of disbelief. It's easier to forget that actual people are actors reciting lines than it is to forget that super-deformed people are a sequence of pictures. Big shiny distraction and very broad…

Tenure only means that instead of "You're fired. Be gone by the end of the day," you are told "In accordance with required procedure, next week a committee composed of my fellow administrators will meet to issue a report deciding whether you are fired. You may be present for ten minutes of the meeting and will not see…