@m1ngle

Lynching jokes are classy any day of the year!

It's been provocative before
I thought the strip where Garfield raped Odie was pretty provocative.

Flow it shall, into the gutter.

If ye big city is too confusing, couldn't he just live on a farm somewhere? Or a suburb?

Huh
Christopher Nolan is Smoove B? I had no idea.

Ah, Four Square. It's the most efficient way of announcing to the world where you live, what expensive items you own, and precisely when you're not home.

What's all this about Kenny Rogers masturbating?

Coming Soon
Speak & Spell: The Motion Picture

In the sense that we were both in your mother's vagina briefly, yes, I am you.

Well Mr Smarty Pants I don't see the monkeys at the zoo changing into people. Also, I am not a witch.

It costs $30 to go to the theater with your significant other? Is your significant other a hooker?

Ugh
So every character is "Person who is so materially comfortable that s/he must amplify trivial emotional problems to feel challenged in life." Brilliant.

He's no Dweezil.

Double fail because the Enchanted Tiki Room is not a ride. Half a fail is mitigated for the Dana Carvey bit reference.

I wasn't even aware that Bloodrayne 2 existed and they're already on 3. It's the Land Before Time movies all over again.

It seems to me that he WAS teaching how to hustle, just not teaching any pool skills. How to appear as an ordinary guy, how to get your hands on cash instead of trinkets, and how do deal with people who want to break your thumbs all seem to make an appearance. Those are valuable hustling skills.

Georges Melies' films were cursed; everybody involved in them is dead.

I don't know that the movie can be blamed for any of those incidents unless the men got dumped because the film's production made them neglect business at home or the shame of being associated with the project drove people to suicide. Then again, people still hold a grudge against MacBeth.

Two Questions
1) How did the movie destroy the lives of a number of the actors and crew involved with it? That wasn't made clear.