"It frustrates me that these people are treated like heroes specifically because of their stupid actions. "

Upon further thought, I suggest a dual-use champagne/cologne named "Brut Reynolds." His people can call my people to negotiate a fee for the idea.

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Is "Brut Reynolds" his line of cologne?

Quotastic
I'm a real good sex person. I do it all the different ways.

I think you need a speculum or similar tool to see the vagina. Looking at a lady with her legs spread just lets you see the outside bits.

Did he…touch you at the place of your own essence? Show me on this doll.

How is Kevin Costner not also tied for first place?
"Owlgitcusharifanoingham."

Obviously I meant "big money."

(insert acknowledgement of basic human loss)
He's either hitting the bog money wedge every time or being forced to blow his prize money on weird ceramic dalmatians, depending how things went.

Yeardley Smith was a co-worker, not one of the voices in his head.
Why do I remember such details?

35mm? I thought everything switched to digital back when that first Star Wars prequel came out.

"I hope she's easy so that we can go back to my place and [three minutes of the censoring tone]."

Baby Geniuses
I don't know about Annie Hall as an analogy. I thought of "Look Who's Talking."

Enlighten Me
Perhaps someone in "the biz" can explain something to me. If it's a cast of unknown actors and (presumably) filmed using consumer-grade handheld cameras, how does that add up to five million dollars?

Workers of the World
Nothing like having the finest cuts of the most prized beef in the world flown thousands of miles for the express purpose of walking on it. This is almost as much of an incitement to class warfare as those "I'm rich enough to surprise you with a new Lexus!" ads around the holidays.

Boo-ring
So this is a movie about an etiquette class for ghosts? Doesn't sound very exciting.

It's so
Ice to meet you?

Lapsing
This was the first week when catching the show would have meant putting aside what I was doing and going to the TV. Not coincidentally, it's also the first week when I didn't watch.

I prefer Frank Darabont's script.

Runaway
I prefer the Corrs version.