Two. Yep, two weeks.

Two weeks? Let's count them: One

Never Going Back
"Power Rangers Jungle Fury"
Are they all the black ranger?

Does anybody really have a hairy vagina? I don't know how you could even shave inside there if you did.

I believe it was a "leave your seat and you lose" drinking contest, not embarrassment.

Is that supposed to be some kind of self-hypnosis video?

Brainstorm
Final 24: Jesus
Oh wait, Mel Gibson already did that.

I didn't know that boobs photograph. They're just putting a camera in everything these days.

I guess it's time to let my wife know that I'm a virgin?

Breasts are more useful for feeding babies than the alternative.

Boing
I'm not normally a fan of really big breasts, but I think the format demands the fullest use of 3D jigglevision.

You may say to yourself, "MY GOD!! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!"

I assume it's because he was parked in a car across the street and therefore couldn't make a convincing murder threat. Unless he implanted a bomb inside the boy or something.

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Asterisk and Obelus

Honestly, that one didn't even occur to me. The more apt comparison is that she wasn't willing to shoot Tiny in order to protect her son, but she was willing to shoot about six of her co-conspirators to do so, assuming that he would keep his promise.

This Post is still not the Event
I've got a little nitpickiness, but overall it kept me entertained. I hope the next one isn't as much of a trashfest as last week.

Relevant
http://www.theonion.com/art…

One of these days, Yee Yee. Bang! Zoom! Straight to the moon!

Now The Theme Is Stuck In My Head
She was Nanny on the Muppet Babies show? I had no idea.

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