True, but anything aside from her grandfather's identity is conjecture. It also becomes a matter of where you draw the line. If she were 3/4 Greek and 1/4 African, would she be "black"?

It's only certain that her grandfather was Ptolemaic. The other 3/4 is up for grabs. Considering that the continents were generally more segregated than they are now, it's reasonable to think that not all of that 3/4 was expats.

Fantastic
I can't think of any better person to portray an inbred black lady than Angelina Jolie.

There are always exceptions, sarCCastro. Like a boy named Sue. That still doesn't mean "Sue" is generally a male name.

Ventriloquism
My favorite aspect is how everybody has the same singing voice.

I meant "circumstantial" in a more colloquial sense, so maybe "incidental" is a better word. The point being that it's a lot easier to explain a hair on the floor than an internal deposit.

Free Advice
If anybody reading this gets on the program, here's a tip on how to get away with the perfect crime. If you wear a condom, any DNA they find at the scene is more easily explained as circumstantial.

Adrianne and Adrienne are girl names. Adrian and Adrien are boy names.
The more you know *rainbow*

Savvy
I've never fully understood why these discounts don't apply to gift certificates. I can only assume it's meant to clear out old inventory and to make us pay full price for the xmas stuff. Otherwise I don't see how it's especially relevant whether I buy 12 mugs right now at 15% off vs. one mug per month for the…

Re: Bureaucracy
They released the latest organization chart for our system a few months ago, and, I kid you not, it's shaped like an ACORN.

Giant buck teeth, skin painted garishly yellow, shoes on knees Dorf-style, eyes closed, bowing while yelling something involving "most honolable" and pedophilia.

Disgreement
I heard "Vertigo" a helluvalot more on the radio than on TV ads, but maybe that's just me.

To Bail or Not To Bail?
Last week's episode convinced me to keep watching, but this one made it, at best, a coin flip whether I'm tuning in next time. My two main issues are:

No, I'm pretty sure it's that fact. As you said, he's sometimes in an episode for a couple minutes, so let's say he's getting paid based on a few hours of screen time. If compensation is supposed to be a measure of the value of a product or service, this kid walking around for a couple hours is four times as…

Yes, he can buy many Poozle handbags and hats with that money.

Huzzah
So a single actor (who is even a minor) will make as much money as the lifetime earnings of four middle-class households for participating in less than nine hours of a sitcom. Eight households if you count the second season.

No, our food is worse.

I'd watch it if they involved Spike Jones and Andy Kaufman.

I think you need a new television.

This Post is not the Event
I almost turned the show off for good when the Winnebago ex Machina showed up, but I'm glad I didn't. Less screen time for Mr. Tiny Beard's vain attempts to emote made the episode much more entertaining.