I can safely say that 50% of these studies are of below-median quality.

Remember that God can't see you if you do it in the butt.

Granted that a high school restroom is more secure than CTU, but if I were specifically trying to keep someone away from Jack Bauer, the first thought would be that he's completely unable to purchase an airplane ticket.

Whew
It's good that they just took Dana a couple blocks down the street instead of putting her on a plane to Wyoming or such.

Go Commando
Is there any particular reason why the werewolves wear pants but not shirts? Being concerned about shredding clothes when you transform or being in touch with nature or whatnot would recommend going nude. If those aren't issues, you might as well take the extra step so that you don't look like you live in…

They are overwhelmed and confused by hormones and budding feelings. They don't know what they would do either.

There's your million-dollar idea: a fighting game with ridiculously crude and scatological special attacks.

Ugh
That photo really makes me want to vomit and/or punch the kid. Perhaps knock him down and vomit on him. Or punch the vomit in midair, landing a very sloppy punch.

Pfft
This is some seriously lame "baggage." I don't see how anybody could consider these points deal-breakers on the face of them.

Harsh Words
My neutral spirit has superior taste when compared to your neutral spirit!

Boobies!
I fail to see the logic in donating to someone who has already spent more money than I will make in my lifetime.

Everybody has AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!

I thought Z Cavaricci was a sexually transmitted bacterium.

Curie-ous
Apparently that remote island had a high concentration of radium. I don't think toenails are supposed to glow like that.

That girl from Lazy Town seems to have developed quite an attitude problem.

Don't forget: - Steal the cameraman's food

Miss the point much?
Complaining that "To Kill a Mockingbird" has racism is just…just…damn, words fail. The Bible is sacreligious because it has people who question the teachings of Jesus!

Anybody who consents to any sexual contact, ever, or wears an article of clothing cut above the knee or below the collarbone implicitly consents to be sexually assaulted in the most brutal way imaginable. It's true.

Good! Good! That one was better.

Once more, but with more conviction.