Poochie?
Really? Poochie?
In the end, does he die on the way back to his home planet?

FOOLISH consistency. Get the quote right.

It was fun to watch in a "I can't believe the crap teenagers like" kind of way. It also gave me an excellent opportunity to quiz my wife about which NKOTB she liked.

More Transvestite Fun
This is only acceptable if, like Nuns on the Run, they use the "hiding at a girls' school" premise to have gratuitous shower scenes.

You just made me happy to live someplace where a first-run movie is $6. It sets the enjoyment bar lower.

Vajayjay
Screw original series, I want series that are blatantly derivative!

Can I kill Adric three times? Preferably by beating him to death with K-9.

Might as well mail letters and ask them to be burned. The real moral is not to write down that you're having an affair.

Or: if you're going to arrange extramarital affairs, refrain from DOING SO IN WRITING

Fred Couples…does.

You, sir, do not impress me much.

Which is my point, since that's Verizon's slogan, not Sprint's.

CWOS
Was Hastings sitting at his desk texting when Dana came in? It struck me as very silly having that enormous desk so that he could punch away at the tiny keypad on his phone.

The logical next step is shoving a diamond up your ass.

Tried to sing, but only farted
"What Becomes of the Brokenhearted" has been ruined forever by bathroom graffiti.

How do you have a Starbucks in your hand when you step outside to get a paper? They've set one up inside your basement?

Where is the bomb?!
Looks like it ripped off one toe (go ahead and count them), but the victim still isn't willing to talk. It's in the process of pulling off the next one.

It's a fact.
One out of three women cannot run on a level surface without injuring herself. That's why we don't let them serve in combat situations.

This is also supported by her saying that only women are lovers.

Anybody who wants to be ugly can be made ugly very quickly. Which means she was insincere.