How much to translate this pile of tentacle porn for me?

Ratings these days
How does this get a "PG"? The lead character is completely nude for most of the film.

Hilarity ensues when Flo brings home her new boyfriend…who is a cartoon!

Kate Hudson: I did A-Rod

And
Who plays that bastard in the limo?

Keep in mind that he was walking out the door to start living in another state when the season opened. "Ready to leave it at a moment's notice" is right.

Speaking of suspension of disbelief….
Jesus Christ, they were DIRECTLY TOUCHING THE FUEL RODS! Forget cancer, those guys should only have stumps left at the ends of their arms.

That's exactly the same thing I noticed, and it makes a sort of sense. This woman is strangling me to death, I can't break her grip or reach her face, I'm gonna black out in a few seconds…might as well grab some boob and make the most of it!

It would help a little in that the wife can't make a "he's spending entirely too much time talking about his secretary" sort of connection, but that's it.

Hmm, yeah it was always a matter of putting Kratos in the right spot when that happened. Of course it's pretty much 50/50 that I'll blindly run into an attack I can't see and get ganked.

Disney insists on only the most rigorous standards of historical accuracy, of course.

So…
Is the camera any better in this one? The killing rage inspired by GoW2 came from the cyclops always standing directly in front of the camera so that I can't see a damn thing except his back and being unable to move the camera to a better spot. That and being picked off by ranged attacks that there was no way to…

Saved you $10
The secret of NIMH is…

Who is Wendy Whoppers?

Andy & Erin
I was completely prepared for Erin to be hiding the leads in her blouse as an awkward way to let Andy know she's interested in him. I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing.

Who are the Jingle Dogs?

Of course nothing is perfectly rosy all of the time. However, if you pretty much always hate going to the gym, try running or biking. If you don't like that, try martial arts or dancing or something. Hell, try Wii Fit.

Hating hate flips back to being good. You're hating the hating of hate, which is bad again. Right now, I am hating the hating of the hating of hate, so it's back to good.

The worst part of kiestering a turntable is the needle.

Just so. This is like complaining "I like to get drunk, but I hate choking down Ten High whiskey." There are other ways to get the same result.