Yup
"the only thing worse than going to the gym is complaining about going to the gym"

Who are Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great Frisco Freak-Out?

MTWI
"Minute to Win It" is entertaining in the same way as "Stupid Human Tricks." It's fun while wacky stuff is happening, but I turn it off as soon as Fieri opens his mouth to spend three minutes dissecting one minute of action.

Considering that an EMP capable of fitting into a car wouldn't be directly harmful to people, I don't see how that's a valid point about the timer.

Nonprescription? Flat lenses don't refract like that.

Argh
I'll be sure to stock up on "desert snacks" for my next trip to Death Valley. I'll get fries at the Grand Canyon on the way back.

What is…water?

That comment is nonsensical on so many levels.

Creepy
The lady around 1:00 not having a navel is really creepy.

Surprisingly, yes.

Thoughts
(some of which have been mentioned already)

Stray Observations
It's been said before, but turn your damn phone off, Dana!

Nonexistent?
You have a nonexistent grandmother? Wouldn't that imply that your parents are cousins or closer?

Nope, since she changed her name after marriage.

A bit of creative Googling determined that she is, in fact, one of the writers. I also found out that she's married to an emmy-winning producer (not of this show).

Yeah, thanks for stating the obvious. They only have the credited writers for the first two shows listed, not the entire writing staff.

"IS there any place…."

Writers list?
I'm almost certain that I went to high school with one of the writers of this show. It there any place I can look up who they are, aside from recording the credits tonight and squinting?

Forget the band
That cameraman is my hero.

I was referring to the post above mine, not yours. Your meaning was clear, while several people were confused by the wording in the article. Clarity is the real touchstone.