I'm happy for your far.

Huh
I thought I knew what the verb "to bow" meant, but I guess not.

Pelicula?
Is that like Bunnicula, but with pelicans?

Really? I haven't seen any pictures with obvious pleats, and the Washington Post, if nothing else, has gone out of its way to make this distinction.

Sari, Charlie
Mrs Salahi is wearing a lengha in that photo, not a sari.
I guess if they don't sell it at Old Navy it's all the same thing.

Pull Quote
"Ninja Assassin…would…repulse even the most dedicated perverts. [A] woman receives…sex…with a sharp chain that tears through flesh like a knife through butter. [G]ushes and spurts from…an army of interchangeable… guys….Rain…on…Joel Silver and the Wachowski brothers…. [S]hameless…."
-Nathan Rabin, AV Club

What are the odds?
I have legitimate business regarding manometers today, and this column has made it a million times harder to keep a straight face.

I Apologize
MANswers? You want MANswers?!
I WANT THE TRUTH!
YOU CAN"T MANDLE THE TRUTH!

It depends where the fight is held. Cavemen wouldn't last long in space.

Revealed!
The "scientific process" revealed: one part amber for each A, one part green for each G, one part citrus for each C, and one part sweaty taint for each T.

At a few points, sure, but you always had the option to shoot your boss in the head while he was briefing you, etc. Killing your partner put you at a bit of a disadvantage, but there wasn't the magical "O noes, my gun suddenly doesn't work!" during a mission.

Haven't confirmed it myself
From what I hear, the game is pretty restrictive in what actions you can take. For example, in the airport scenario mentioned, it's impossible to shoot the Russians. A decade out from Deus Ex and we still need to be led around by the nose? If you're going to present this as a big choice for…

Objection!
I object to the premise of this show. It tests knowledge rather than intelligence.

Alien or Mutant?
That girl's freakishly large, flat, shiny eyes should have made her a lock for the Bratz movie.

The Poky Little Puppy: THE MOVIE!

No, seriously, I don't know what that sentence was trying to say.

Get Your #2 Pencils
"I'd be surprised how many viewers come away feeling surprised about any of the big twists. "

I believe The Simpsons explained the context of that ad quite well.

Upgrade U
That was a real song? I thought it was made to be a ridiculously bad parody of Beyonce songs.

You people really enjoy Cox.