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The Cock Ring
Ass Under Siege
Saw Fucking
A River of Shit Runs Through It
The Silence of the Labs' Fuckers
Anal Contact

The Squid and the Whale, Fucking.

The Motherfucking Piano

That's a great tag line! "This time…they're all horny."

Baby Hair Gel
Because if your baby's hair is messed up, your baby won't get laid.

What the…
The poster is a photograph of three people with DeNiro drawn in? He looks like one of those "cartoon yourself!" ads.

Purple Mountains
Although I agree that it should be "purple mountains' majesty," the lyric is actually "purple mountain majesties."

Needs improvement, but I've seen worse.
D+

If there is something higher than the human experience, then humans cannot experience it. That's the definition.

Key points:
1) Don't let propaganda tell you what your religious ideas are, but here are the religious ideas you should have.
2) Don't think that you're beyond the unimaginable. In other words, what you are beyond is not not imagined. Congratulations, you are beyond the imaginable!

Duh, from one coast of the world to the other coast.

Three dollars for a cupcake? At that price, it should cook the dinner for which its own death will be the finale.

Monkey's Ass In a Clam Shell
Not to be confused with "Clam Shell in a Monkey's Ass"

Interactive Joke
Brett probably just slipped it in while s/he wasn't looking and counted on the whole "no feeling down there" to get away with it.

Free refills of LiquiChicken from the fountain!

You got it wrong
Next up is the deluxe version with chicken : cheese : bacon : cheese : ham : cheese : bacon : cheese : chicken smothered in your choice of cheddar or nacho cheese.

I have (had?) high hopes for the same reason as the top post.
As for Odin Sphere, who the heck thought it was super-complex? Push the attack button, eat food, repeat. Sure you have to relearn combos each time you switch characters, but that keeps it fresh. It was balanced in the sense that you couldn't dump items all…

Every year they have a disabled contestant on, and every year the judges say that they can't be in the competition because they wouldn't partner well. Why don't they just outright ban disabled people from applying?

"Just Introduced"
I got some Smarties gum a couple Christmases back. Congratulations on being on the cutting edge of two years ago.