I wasn't necessarily saying that it would be an immediate causality between the misconduct and acquittal. I meant that the misconduct would give a defense attorney a lot more to work with, making acquittal more likely.

He could slip up by getting arrested in a country that would be willing to extradite him. Get a little too drunk on a visit to Britain or something.

Poetic
Here's what I predict will happen. One day he will either slip up or simply grow weary of the whole thing and he will be arrested. Then, in light of this misconduct and such, he will be acquitted. This will be followed by half an hour of banging his head on the table over those 30 years he lived in Europe.

That's a Dealbreaker!
"They went with 'Birthing the Chicken on a Toilet.'"

Dave & Busters
"It's like Dave died."

I assumed it was the naval hero.

You twit.

The Dark Knight co-starred Katie Holmes' nipples, not Meg Ryan.

There are so many other things I would rather listen to while fucking, so I'll pass.

You're definitely being charitable by calling it "waitressing."

No.

Yes.

Otis Redding is part of the second-worst group of people ever? That's harsh.

The picture makes it funnier
The crouching lady on the right is using the power of dreams to convincingly unleash her Kamehameha attack.

Kate Hudson banging? Where do I sign up?

Rather than "poisoning," I prefer to think of it as "courteous self-enbalming."

Yes, Reck, if they fly me out there and put me up in a nice hotel, I will eat a silica gel packet.

Blackberries FTW. That is all.

That's only a suggestion.

I like the all-powder Taste Test idea. Kool-Aid, instant coffee, non-dairy creamer, silica gel….