Speed Racer is better shot, edited and scored than 90% of movies.  it should be shown at film schools to aspiring directors as an action movie paradigm.

I agree.  I wanted him to stay in the nuthouse.  things got boring after he was released.  keep House in prison.

Dr Who IS for children.  stop pretending otherwise.

I am resolutely anti-censorship.  except in this case.

don't apologise, you're right - he does suck.  I don't much care what Aaron Paul is like as a person, why would anyone?  Just so long as he isn't a nazi/rapist/cannibal/etc. I couldn't give a damn - his portrayal of Jesse is the fucking dogs.

and you have written how many 'hot' books in the last decade?

remember in the last series, how we saw Mike as a loving Grandfather?  He has a soft spot for Jesse and I doubt he's going to like it when he hears about Brock…

this is a fine first album.  nothing pretentious or egocentric, just a collection of tunes written by someone who still lives a reasonably normal life.  Katy's from my small manor of Nunhead - google earth it, if you can be bothered - it's real here.  though selfish of me, I hope she does well but not too well.…

I live in the UK and because my business relies on copyright law providing me with a chunk of change I usually refrain from torrenting anything.  However, as Breaking Bad is the only must-see tv since The Wire I confess it has sent me to the dark side.  There is no hyperbole that can adequately describe the super…

If I ever watched this movie with someone who felt the need to point out that that the physics of the hat-shooting scene was not plausible I'd punch the motherfucker out.

I'm waiting for this years movie that includes a magic black man.  has there been one yet?  I wouldn't know because I've almost given up on cinema generally.  there's only been two really memorable films this year and it's autumn already.

this film is a stone cold D at best.  I can only think the grade was negotiated as part of the deal for the Onion to interview John Landis.

Detective Dee is fantastic matinee entertainment.  It is tons more fun than any of the big entertainments dreamt up by Hollywood this year, that's for sure.  Fire beetles, face-morphing acupuncture, kung-fu reindeer, ninja-controlled deadly buzz saw puppets - what's not to like?

surely now, in light of this new information (the worst actress formula thing), Ms Hewit will do the decent thing and let us all have a look at her dumplings.

James Franco is smart enough to know that he's not the man he thinks he should be.

Coldplay are a group of intelligent men who set out to become big pop stars. They have succeeded by giving their audience exactly what they want - big, emotional songs that you can listen to at home or in the gym or in a shop or wherever. They're an agnostic U2.

usa!
this is from a forthcoming south park, right? I'm too old to know whether 50pence has a protege called hot rod (a bit camp, that name…). if it is for real and it does have something to do with 50pence then surely this irrefutably casts him as the 21st century vanilla ice? he should change his name, like diddy…

Nancy Allen is a naturally beautiful 60-year old woman. Hopefully one day all women will realise that her approach to ageing is preferable to transforming oneself into a hideous, ageless, plastic freak.

the irish really do have a drinking problem, (along with the english, scots and welsh).

Garrow's Law is the shit.