god was too busy molesting his foster children to take the gig. maybe that's why jim carrey looks so sad in this. I genuinely feel sorry for him because he's just clever enough to realise that this is his level.

aimless post
jump the shark - nuke the fridge - release the newspaper

I remember seeing the trailer, thinking 'mmm, she's nice' and 'oh look, he's in it', then it ended. I can't remember the title.

win
The Station Agent and The Visitor were both wonderful small films. I would describe neither as 'quirky' or 'whimsical'. Which is good becauseI have no time for quirky and I hate whimsy.

They're too old for this shit
Pegg and Frost have become oblivious to the process of ageing. Casting themselves as puppyish 20-somethings is proof of this. Seriously, look at the photo of them. If Paul was about two fathers who go looking for their teenage children after they disappear during a trip to Roswell,…

Frost & Pegg do a Danny Glover
They're both too old for this shit.

I Saw I Saw
I have seen this film and it is brilliant. I am glad that Scott Tobias makes reference to the humour in the film. It is why, for me, I find the violence in a film like this more palatable than in something like Hostel, which is wholly nihilistic. There is an early scene in Devil that concludes with our…

Establish an 'awards show only' TV channel to broadcast everything from the oscars to the 'sanitation industry annual awards' or whatever. Then monitor who watches the channel and when - as they inevitably will - the viewer sends out for a takeaway, intercept the delivery and lace it with a contraceptive.

it's not 'those two sluts (that) enable this shit', it's the toxic combo of Charlie Sheen, fame and money. honestly, the last thing I saw that featured CS was The Rookie, so I don't really care if he lives or dies or whatever.

Treme has just got underway in here in the UK and, 3 episodes in, I am so far very disappointed. The Wire and Generation Kill were all show - Treme is all tell. It's searching for a story about New Orleans but is too didactic to be involving. Also, I don't relate to the music, which is a major problem as there's so…