Like some kind of giant or something!

Neither super nor heavy, apparently.

By that reasoning, there are multiple excuses to beat the hell out of this guy.

I guess that cop saw Delta Farce.  Zing!

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Those look like the exact glasses worn by Morty Seinfeld.  Shelley Berman as well when he played Larry David's dad, I think.

A 'B' or 'C'-grade episode of Modern Family is still about a hundred times funnier than an A-grade episode of How I Met Your Mother, at least based on their respective season debuts, the former of which gave me a good number of hearty laughs, and the latter of which elicited maybe a slight chuckle or two.

Bello's fashion atrocity isn't the neckerchief, it's the fedora she's wearing in the previews.  Just looks stupid on her.

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I don't watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (yeah, whatever, fuck me), so I primarily recognized that guy as the older Mike Mageau in Zodiac, the guy who says at the end, "I'm very sure that's the man who shot me."  With that as my main reference point, it was pretty weird seeing him act goofy.

I thought Chico was pronounced "Chick-oh" as in, uh, "Chick-oh."

If by "comment" you mean "hymen" you're probably too late.

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I.D.S.  It's a killer, man.  Eventually.