Everyone wanted to be That Person that voted for the first black prom queen.  Or maybe the other nominated candidate was Meghan McCain.

Oh, I agree.  Buffy would have been a much less interesting show without Spike.  But aside from his demon fighting days, the "Why do we keep him around?" argument was only ever answered with "Buffy is the Slayer, and she says so."

Agreed, but the one nod to continuity was when Marissa turned to her mother and said, "Stop being such a bitch."  Unnecessary and rude (being in front of such a crowd and all), and Hannibal hates rude.  It wasn't her similarity to Abigail that was her end; it was her rudeness.

"Is Elena horrible for wanting to kill Bonnie so Bonnie can’t do the spell for Silas? Sure, but she’s also goddamn practical. It makes sense!"

Michael Jackson, 769
Arcade Fire, 371 (so close)
Quentin Tarantino, 527
Kevin Smith, 385 (dammit)

@avclub-40904cf5a179d97beb9f7f3f8c02e080:disqus Amen, brother.  That TOS uniform seems like it was made for her.

Bill Moseley's performance in Devil's Rejects still floors me.

Looks like Odo's bombing investigation has…

I could take a vacation of reading on the beach and having sex with Vanessa Williams.  I've certainly had worse vacations.

Hopefully this film will kill manscaping the way that John F. Kennedy killed men's hats.

He can't do NFL or WWE because he might accidentally kill somebody.  Ever play-wrestle with a kid and have the kid bump his head or something?  Now picture Superman doing that.

Or drowns him at a baptism.

Mark Millar did it, too.

And the diamond it's in means "change."

I know!  I never thought much of Costner's acting abilities either, but he seemed good in this clip.

It's taking place in a snow globe.

Agreed.  I can't say this is a great show, but damned if I don't enjoy it.

Judge my name?

That's where they got that Picasso.

It was there to get the Tit Count back up.  Glad to see the CEO get the train back on track.