The episode was terrible, but the midriff most certainly was not.

Yeah, I think Bashir's and Crusher's reactions are along the lines of "it's not that bad, we can fix this and/or make it bearable."  It would be like someone today requesting assisted suicide because they have pneumonia or a torn ACL.

Storing furniture, like a boss
Getting billed, like a boss
Insult Dukat, like a boss
Play some baseball, like a boss

That was an obscure Chuck reference.  Probably not quoted exactly.

@avclub-b7784c8bc13cfa7214f249fef97abfe9:disqus  Right.  They just flat-out *ignore* Daryl when he's riding a motorcycle?  It's like the zombies made a conscious decision to let him pass, rather than rush him and get a tasty bite or two in before he broke through the crowd.

Cilantro is one of those love/hate things.  Me?  LOVE IT.

Those whacky rightwing nutjobs and their dislike of Chavez.  You know, like Amnesty International.

"How the hell did Michonne get that photo so fast?"

No!  Not the orphans!

I have only been able to watch "Masks" once.  The other bad episodes I can watch with an "Oh, they tried, and it's amusing" attitude, but "Masks" is just awful.

@avclub-40904cf5a179d97beb9f7f3f8c02e080:disqus  If by "creepy" you mean "has great cleavage", then I agree.

Calling the "Do Re Mi" scene the only clunker is like calling the only bad scene in Psycho the shower scene.

Somebody has to disagree, and it's going to be me.

Nog was also pretty good in "Heart of Stone" but unfortunately gets way overshadowed by Odo.  Which further goes to show, you don't fuck with Odo.

So if you're in the middle of a bunch of walkers, and one of them is 4 feet away from you, you're screwed.  But if that one that's 4 feet away from you is on a leash, then you're camouflaged.

Paul Rudd in Walk Hard.

JVDB may not be a gynecologist, but he's willing to take a look.

I always wanted Swoozie Kurtz to marry Patrick Swayze.

I'd never heard Call Me Maybe until there was a year-end post last year claiming what a great song it was.  I listened to it and decided the AV club was nuts.

Tyler has a plan to bring Jeremy back.  That's why he avoided all the phone calls.  He wanted to wait until Jeremy was dead and stinky before he did it so it would look more impressive.  Like Jesus did with Lazarus.