No, he was building a dam.  One rock at a time.

I know, right?  He should have planned some place with a more convenient way to move a body miles away from the crime scene.

I know, right?  He should have planned some place with a more convenient way to move a body miles away from the crime scene.

Also, one of them "claims" to be a libertarian, although no libertarian would form a PAC for either one of these assholes.

Also, one of them "claims" to be a libertarian, although no libertarian would form a PAC for either one of these assholes.

I do not have puppet vitiligo!

I do not have puppet vitiligo!

What?  No.  I love the line (paraphrasing): "And in no way is that meant to be disrespectful to Andy Griffith.  Really."

What?  No.  I love the line (paraphrasing): "And in no way is that meant to be disrespectful to Andy Griffith.  Really."

Adam Baldwin?

Adam Baldwin?

Chad Kroeger also has synesthesia and is a douche.

Chad Kroeger also has synesthesia and is a douche.

Obviously?  Not so much.

Obviously?  Not so much.

I will miss Felix.

I will miss Felix.

Neighbor?

Neighbor?

Shane's story has potential, although I'm not sure how you get there on a sitcom.