Russel's natural accent would certainly be something we've never heard before.  Then again, we've never heard how an individual's accent might change over a 300 year period.  Somebody go find a 300 year old guy.

He's not a crooked cop yet!

He's not a crooked cop yet!

Yeah, I don't get the panic over the elimination of Tru-Blood either.  It's like vampires forgot subtlety and glamoring in the past 2 years.  Unless some human requests it so he can move to Alaska and catch lobsters or whatever.

Yeah, I don't get the panic over the elimination of Tru-Blood either.  It's like vampires forgot subtlety and glamoring in the past 2 years.  Unless some human requests it so he can move to Alaska and catch lobsters or whatever.

Genius!

Genius!

That's perfect.  Gave me time to get the laundry out before Breaking Bad came on.  Also, what @avclub-8d21481602b5ba3b34a3b6861dbde2e1:disqus said about filler.

That's perfect.  Gave me time to get the laundry out before Breaking Bad came on.  Also, what @avclub-8d21481602b5ba3b34a3b6861dbde2e1:disqus said about filler.

That's only the 2nd most absurd thing in the episode.  Vampires have been around for 3000 years or so.  Tru-Blood has been around for 2 years.  In the previous 2998 years, vampires managed to conceal their feeding habits, but in the past two years they've forgotten and it's now vampageddon?

That's only the 2nd most absurd thing in the episode.  Vampires have been around for 3000 years or so.  Tru-Blood has been around for 2 years.  In the previous 2998 years, vampires managed to conceal their feeding habits, but in the past two years they've forgotten and it's now vampageddon?

Yeah, it'll be spider jerky in no time.

Yeah, it'll be spider jerky in no time.

@avclub-7531a93baf5da0105892793cdeaf8cf8:disqus that'll be in the sequel set 20 years in the future when Hank bangs Holly.

@avclub-7531a93baf5da0105892793cdeaf8cf8:disqus that'll be in the sequel set 20 years in the future when Hank bangs Holly.

True, but I was wondering why Jesse didn't just close the valve.  Walt would have no choice but to wind down the operation at that point.

True, but I was wondering why Jesse didn't just close the valve.  Walt would have no choice but to wind down the operation at that point.

F.I.N.E.

F.I.N.E.

He only made it as far as he did because he never finished off the carton of milk.