He only made it as far as he did because he never finished off the carton of milk.

Am I the only one cheering for Shane at this point?  Well, I have been ever since he smacked the chick with the croquet mallet, actually.

Am I the only one cheering for Shane at this point?  Well, I have been ever since he smacked the chick with the croquet mallet, actually.

If you drew a chart, it would look something like the family tree of Charles II.

If you drew a chart, it would look something like the family tree of Charles II.

Corporate contributions are bad, unless they're in-kind and done by MSNBC.

Corporate contributions are bad, unless they're in-kind and done by MSNBC.

Kind of like real life Democrats and Republicans.

Kind of like real life Democrats and Republicans.

From the moment I saw her, I thought that she was Weyland's real child who took a back seat to Weyland's artificial child.  Which was still the impression I walked out with.

From the moment I saw her, I thought that she was Weyland's real child who took a back seat to Weyland's artificial child.  Which was still the impression I walked out with.

"Hey, here's another character.  Not only is she a Potential Love Interest, she's also a vlogger!"

"Hey, here's another character.  Not only is she a Potential Love Interest, she's also a vlogger!"

Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits.

Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits.

I'm no cannibal.

I'm no cannibal.

Robert Patrick is a guy I'm always happy to see show up.  This could only be better if William Sadler pops in.

Robert Patrick is a guy I'm always happy to see show up.  This could only be better if William Sadler pops in.

I was hoping for Joseph Gordon-Levitt to show up speaking gumshoe slang.