Guys quit ruining my idea that the CIA uses rendition flights to transport beverages.

The CIA is probably wasting a lot of money flying all that Tim Horton's coffee in from Canada.

The CIA is probably wasting a lot of money flying all that Tim Horton's coffee in from Canada.

Michonne has a degree in steely glares, with a minor in mean muggin.

Michonne has a degree in steely glares, with a minor in mean muggin.

"Things took a dark turn when Dawson's Creek moved to Michigan."

"Things took a dark turn when Dawson's Creek moved to Michigan."

I feel like I should have seen the scalping joke a mile away, but it got me. Also Eliza Coupe has abs that could shred a frozen turkey.

I feel like I should have seen the scalping joke a mile away, but it got me. Also Eliza Coupe has abs that could shred a frozen turkey.

Noooo Mike, you're overcooking the eggs!!!

Noooo Mike, you're overcooking the eggs!!!

I've lost all initiative to call in after the intense soup revelations of last week's ep.

I've lost all initiative to call in after the intense soup revelations of last week's ep.

Can you clarify, who is George Lucas, and what are stars and wars?

Can you clarify, who is George Lucas, and what are stars and wars?

You know what's crankin through my sys?

You know what's crankin through my sys?

KATIE'S HAIR RETURNS!

KATIE'S HAIR RETURNS!

This great evil. Where does it come from? How’d it steal into the venue? What promoter, what scene did it grow from? Who’s djing’ this? Who’s killin’ it? Robbing us of life and Bud light. Mockin’ us with the tweets of what we might’ve known. Does our ruined set benefit the earth? Does it help digital sales to grow,…