Some sort of famous praying mantis?

Chicagoans.

I've been protesting pants for free for years now like a sucker.

According to Republicans nothing happened from Jan 2001 to Jan 2009 except for 9/11 which is also Obama's fault.

All this time I thought it was Disqus.

Purge 4: The Binge

We don't hate Jared Kushner nearly enough.

*puts down sack of doorknobs* Oh in the ratings…

I think Seth Meyers is still currently the best on late night right now but Colbert is closing the gap.

I really like post-WWE Batista. He's what CM Punk thinks of himself.

I was actually talking with someone the other day about wrestlers and politics. Iirc Rollins and Batista are liberals and Ziggler is a conservative.

We all know real work is selling steaks through the goddamn Sharper Image.

Kane being a Libertarian is still the funniest damn thing to me.

WE MOVED IN ON THIS HEADLINE LIKE A BITCH.

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me out of $100,000?

So I just have to prove that vaccines are safe…

No way man. - Adrien Brody

And yet It's Boner Time! still hasn't been picked up by any of the major networks!

Alternate headline was "If you're a dick slap like your friend Judy, go see Belle and Sebastian on tour this summer."

"Free Keenan Thompson."
-Keenan Thompson