Finally I can say "You can't have-a the Mango!" without getting weird looks from people in the park.

Cromulent word, embiggens and so forth.

*3 hours later*

Good thing I kept all those AOL free trial CDs.

Let's take his lunch money!

Wait are we violent and have harmful intentions, or are we safe-space seeking snowflakes? Pick one insult and stick with it, buttercup.

Yes because God forbid if the guys calling for ethnic cleansing begin to demonize us.

The problem with your suggestion is that those repugnant dickbags aren't getting punched in the face.

Probably the same amount of effort it takes to lose a billion dollars on a casino.

Yes Pence is a monster but
1) he's a monster we know how to fight; and
2) we'll actually live to fight him because he won't lead us into nuclear annihilation

[as Trump is dangling from a fighter jet's missile]

"I had the worst phone call with Australia yesterday. Terrible country. Produces losers like Schwarzenegger."

Casino Royale Something Something Pete Rose

Double-0 7th Inning Stretch

Not to be confused with the X-rated film with the same title.

"I don't support his anti-immigrant policies, but I do support his pro-groping policies…"

God, fuck no.

I'm willing to bet they just bought the box from Tiffany's and whatever is inside has "Trump" emblazoned in big gold letters and "Made in China/Mexico/foreign country of your choice" in much smaller letters.

This exchange confirms that you and Ricky are 2 fuccbois who have never been taken to Red Lobster.

Arby's.