KEVIN ROBERTS OR GTFO

And Keenan can play Reince Preibus and Sasheer Zamata can play Jeff Sessions and…oh wait that's it.

For me it was the Panda Rape episode because it was the first irredeemably unfunny episode.

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I'd probably feel bad about finding it hilarious if Ted Cruz were even the slightest bit likable as a human being.

There's still hope for "awwwfuckthisshitman."

STEVE JOBS MIXED WITH STEVE AUSTIN

HE TRIED TO SELL STEAKS THROUGH THE SHARPER IMAGE

Yeah, I'm not taking the heat because a bunch of honkies decided to vote for a guy who thought selling steaks through Sharper Image was a good idea.

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Go fuck yourself, Dr. Phil.

Yup, but on the plus side guess what tomorrow is: Friday!

HI J***.

*pushes up nerd glasses* Antonio Sabato Jr actually spoke at the RNC in support of Trump.

Pigeons shitting on Kings of Leon during a concert still remains the high point of pigeon history.

Did he though? Because his mom did all the killing for him in the first film.

Those choices don't exactly embiggen me, Oxford Dictionary.

For the last time, no Mr. Zombie!

All Dogs Go To Heaven 2: Unbaptized Dogs Actually go to Purgatory

Thanks, dad.