Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan, Builds an Eyesore of a Skyscraper Bearing his Name, Considers a Future Presidential Run

"Do get cocky, kid."

Hey McDonald's, just give me something I can pay for using loose change I found in my car and between my couch cushions.

The AV Club

Thanks, Nate Silver.

I don't think O'Neal listens to anyone who unironically uses the word "guff."

Give me a couple hours, I'm not a machine.

God, I want to punch Jimmy Fallon so bad right now!

-James Woods

And that man was - you guessed it:

It's plausible a bear could get it from vitamin bee honey.

Are you Morissey?

Enjoy your cheese and crickets, Billy!

Jery get ipad.

I didn't realize there were so many viewers Messing this show. But I don't really remember how popular it was as that time is a bit of a Hayes. Then again nostalgia and remakes are all the rage so I guess it McCormack sense.

Have you checked the internet?

"People act as though Apple is trying to ravage them; they're not."

Just in time for Valentine's Day!

The plot twist for this film will be that the real monster is MAN.

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