The Rock: so what did you guys think of the pilot?
Fox exec: well we thou-
The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!!
Ferrell: Dude, you can't do this at every meeting.

Aw dang, I was fond of that young lady who I am 100% unfamiliar with.

Actually Remy returned to the business back in 2012 and-

This is a flimsy enough excuse to share my favorite Onion blog post:

You're not making nerd culture cooler, you're making hip-hop worse!

Jenna (Dubya's daughter) still works on the Today Show, for those who prefer a little Bush to remain.

Al Roker knew Billy Bush was a fuccboi this summer after the whole Lochte thing and I hope he's smugly stirring a refreshing beverage at this very moment.

Honestly I have nothing to say about him beyond what's said in that Onion post.

I assume at the time the writer thought Dump would be waiting for wife #4 to be of age but now we know…

Folks…

We Have the Facts and We're Voting Yes - What That's Not an Option?

Or let Tracy Morgan take a shot at it.

Man I'm having trouble reconciling Tom Haverford encouraging reading Descartes when I know really he'd want me to buy a copy of T-Pain's autobiography.

-Lorenzo Lamas

Hugos keep moving here, taking our jobs, and marrying our women-folk!

[Invests in leather trench coats and way too small sunglasses]

Reminder:

Delicious.

"Sure but will Google Assistant tell me that it loves me?"
"Yes, actually."
"I'll take six."

Adrian Brody?