I was just Kid-A-ing.
-Thom Yorke

Will they supply pencils to throw and ties to fidget while vamping?

*does some warm-up stretches*

There was a point on Thanksgiving where I ate so much that it pained me to even attempt to lie down. So all in all, terrific!

Ah Gerard Butler, the poor man's Clive Owen.

It's technically diverse - the best kind of diversity!

Ben Carson's painting lied to me!

Oh man this is going to become a Russian nesting doll situation with The AV Club isn't it?

Well he does drink a lot.

The AV Club

"he's a hoot."

I can think of two things wrong with that comment.

Like those things ever stopped me from filming!

*buzzer*

Since we are in many ways like your children, it's only fair to ask who is your favorite commenter?

Bart Starr can't have that much longer left.

I support President Rodgers and his Deport Skip Bayless policy.

Arby's

*does some warm-up stretches*

Vince Offer.