Former NBA center Shawn Bradley.

Uh, I too would like to express my suggestion that Dave Coulier and Mark Felt were the subjects of…that particular pop song.

The song is about your mom.
-Carly Simon

Worst prequel: Phantom Menace or Attack of the Clones?

Danny Brown - DNA
M83 - Highway of Endless Dreams
Brand New - Not the Sun
Big Boi - CPU
Flight of the Conchords - Friends
The National - Sorrow
Courtney Barnett - Elevator Operator
Passion Pit - Constant Conversations
The Pains of Being Pure at Heart - Everything With You
Smith Westerns - Dye the World

On that note, we're barely putting up with defending the prequels. Just fucking stop it - they were terrible! And such small portions! Hayden Christiansen sucks!

"Um, aren't they supposed to be pinning the other team?"

Only because we can't post the "Old Man Yells at Cloud" screenshot to represent the comments section.

[EGGPLANT EMOJI]

"Helms, via his Pacific Electric Picture Co., will produce a sitcom…"
"Es malo."
"…will focus on the Mexican-American owner…"
"Es bueno!"
"…of a food manufacturing and distribution plant who has to juggle more than produce when he brings his entire family to work for him."

UCB stands for "University of Cornell, Bro!"

Makes sense for him to be promoted after the show established him as the worst fucking salesman at Dunder Mifflin.

Señor Montoya es bueno, Señor Cruz es un doofus.

This comment is bad and so are you.

That's very true but did you realize I beat you to the "reggae version" joke?

Ah yes, the reggae version of Sweet Child O' Mine.

I'd like to learn about this Dish Nation, mainly what kind of food they serve exactly.
-Axl Rose

I hope that was one wedding otherwise that's a lot of anniversaries to remember.

I don't think we're going to get that much new stuff from Elliot Smith seeing how he's been dead for 12 years.

Jesus: If you're saying I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all my Apostles equally.