It's true, nobody in the Bible was friends with anyone.

Fun fact: the card is just plastic but deep fried to get that golden, hash brown-esque color. I'm lovin' it!

No.

Oy gevalt, these Prime Directives are terrible! And such small portions!

I just wanted a sandwich, Pauli.

Undateable Unelectable

I'm going to miss you the most, Reposted a7x.

*pushes up nerd glasses*

And if there's one thing AVC commenters are experts on, it's what ladies like!

That's great but wait until you see what the Today Show hosts wore this morning.

Didn't they already reboot the The Hills Have Eyes?

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#ItsNotATrendingTopicAreYouTryingToSummarizeYourComment
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"Sir, I represent the estate of Senor Spielbergo. I have a court order demanding you cease the use of this meme as it makes no sense for Spike Lee to be involved in this story."

This is a dumb comment.

Django was obviously the bad guy!
-the NYPD and LAPD

The Get Up Kids - Newfound Mass
Courtney Barnett - Aqua Profonda!
Father John Misty - The Ideal Husband
Radiohead - Sail to the Moon
The Walkmen - Love is Luck
Queens of the Stone Age - Song for the Deaf
St Vincent - The Neighbors
Jenny Lewis - The New You
Mos Def - Brooklyn
Sky Ferreira - I Blame Myself

"How many of these gay characters are actual human beings and not caracatures?"

-Ryan Murphy

*puts Dik down after he breaks his leg*

Uh, I'd also like to express my suggestion of this…particular fictional food product.