''Hippy' is a word. It used to be a different idea, one used to describe those of us who stood up against the idiotic status-quo, but now it's a word to describe a bunch of old, has-been, liberal losers who bought in and suck the life and creativity out of anyone who has the balls to do something different.

No, you want a fraction of my talent.

That fuckstick whores himself out already.

No, I'll sell it and you fucking government-teat sucking incompetent retards will take 50 percent of the proceeds.

Suck my cock, you goddamn piece of shit.

I went home and smashed piles of fucking money together, because I have what you call 'a career.'

Hey, I got a prop.

Given that comment is a liberal jackassery, and liberal jackasses hate America, then you hate America, you fucking terrorist. That concludes our lesson on mathematical analogies.

Looks like there's an opening for someone from the OUTSIDE with TALENT.

You know, if you want a TWINK, you can get that for free. But for QUALITY bears like Nathan Rabin, you get what you PAY for. So let's stop settling for twinks and go for QUALITY.

THANK YOU, Ack Ack. At least SOMEONE here has some intelligence and CLASS.

This is incredibly stupid. Yeah, he MIGHT be smooth and hairless and vulnerable, and you MIGHT just want to take him behind the primary school and teach him about being a man, but he's wearing a GREY sweater while propped up against a GREY pillow. WHO was the art director for that shot?

Dunham is a crock of shit. He uses a puppet as a prop so the INCREDIBLY racist things he says can be brushed off with a 'Oh, it's just a puppet, it's not real.' If he had a BLACK puppet and stuck his hand up its hole and was talking jive and coming onto white women, we'd all know it's COMPLETELY racist. And if one…

Garbage.
I know I'm a GREAT performer, and this DJ Earwig doesn't think to include my comedy performance in this mashed-up? And he includes Lady GAGA? Lady Gaga is ONLY famous because she wears Modell's lingerie. Let's celebrate a mediocre song, people. Aim for the middle.

I've been doing this for THIRTY YEARS, and you think I'm going to change for you slavering fools? My PERFORMANCES are SCIENTIFICALLY proven to elicit laughter. I don't need to change a thing.

IT'S CRETINS LIKE YOU WHO RUIN MY PERFORMANCES, JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT FREE ACCESS TO THE WEBSITE. EVEN MY OWN WIFE HAD TO GIVE A HANDY TO MODELL AND TELL HIM HIS GOWN MADE HIM LOOK LIKE KATHERINE HEPBURN SO THAT HE WOULD GIVE HER THE WORLD WIDE WEB ADDRESS.

THESE HACKS!
THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT BALLISTICS MEANS. IT'S JUST RUINING THE WORD. THEY'RE TAKING AWAY THE WORDPOWER FROM MY PERFORMANCE. WHENEVER I USE BALLISTICS IN MY ACT TO FORCE PROJECTILES THROUGH FRUIT, IT HAS MEANING. IT'S FUNNY.

IT'S HARD ENOUGH TO DO A SHOW AT THE BASE OF THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE IN NEW YORK CITY WITHOUT SOME MEDIOCRE LAZY FAMILY TAKING AWAY THE WORDPOWER OF BROOKLYN BY NAMING THEIR BRAT AFTER THE BOROUGH.

HEY, MY WORDS ARE MY ACTORS.

THEY'RE MEDIOCRE. THEY'RE JUST MORE OF THE SAME MEDIOCRE, LACKADASICAL, LACK OF QUALITY, ACCEPTANCE OF THE AVERAGE THAT GOES ON IN AMERICA.