In my family, "Sorry!" is called "Fuck You, Bitch!". It is a much more satisfying game.

@avclub-7aee1b75b527e215f31e20a5c4e7a768:disqus I prefer to be told how to feel about things after I have experienced them, not before :(

I'm used to the episode orders cutting cut, not added to. I'm not sure how to react.

I'm used to the episode orders cutting cut, not added to. I'm not sure how to react.

You all should consider doing a crossword anthology. I would pay good money for that shit.

You all should consider doing a crossword anthology. I would pay good money for that shit.

Of course I would read this as I'm cutting out my evil spamanduh from the darkest timeline goatee…

Of course I would read this as I'm cutting out my evil spamanduh from the darkest timeline goatee…

You're right. I need to look deep inside myself and gauge whether the reward is worth the risk :)

You're right. I need to look deep inside myself and gauge whether the reward is worth the risk :)

How do I get "Offerman's real penis" as a notification?

How do I get "Offerman's real penis" as a notification?

Cannot wait!

Cannot wait!

That just made my day 100x better.

That just made my day 100x better.

My only memories of this movie are of watching it in school for some strange reason… Hooray for the public school system!

My only memories of this movie are of watching it in school for some strange reason… Hooray for the public school system!

But are you doing the Lloyd's work?

But are you doing the Lloyd's work?