You could that whole story in two seasons.

You could that whole story in two seasons.

You can't just make up acronyms like that.

You can't just make up acronyms like that.

I had no idea there were more books.  This….this changes everything.

I had no idea there were more books.  This….this changes everything.

The Giver has got to be my favorite.  Beautiful book.

The Giver has got to be my favorite.  Beautiful book.

And?

And?

Yep.  I'm still stuck on episode 4 of season 5. For about 3 years, now.   It's a wildly obvious drop-off in quality.  I hear that things get better in season 6…

Yep.  I'm still stuck on episode 4 of season 5. For about 3 years, now.   It's a wildly obvious drop-off in quality.  I hear that things get better in season 6…

Welcome to foot……BALL!

Welcome to foot……BALL!

Took me forever to figure out that she wasn't talking about soda.

I used to hate delivering pizzas, until I discovered Phil Hendrie's show on local syndication.  So many hours spent in the car listening to him.  I mourned when that radio station dropped his show.

The North - Snow
The Eyrie - Stone
The Riverlands - Rivers
The Stormlands - Storm
Highgarden - Flowers
Dorne - Sand
I'm not sure if the bastard name for the Iron Islands or the Neck are ever mentioned.  There is a Bowen Marsh, and the neck is swampland, so maybe that's that one.

SPOILERS

"Noah" stepped over a long rattling tail, which I'm pretty sure belonged to the tigerbatsnakething that bit Charlie back in season 1.

But seriously, fuck that guy.