Can we establish a 5-year rule on random spoilers? No random spoiling of major plot-points until 5 years after the book/movie/series has wrapped up. I wasn't spoiled this time (I watched BSG as it aired) but I've been burned too many times by shit like this.

First Misstep
Well, it had to happen eventually. They sent the better dancer home because, while being technically superior in just about every way, she doesn't shake her ass as much as others do.

Somebody really needs to explain to her that acting like a spoiled 6-year old pageant dive is in no way attractive.

Solid B+
While it did fall back on some well-worn sitcom tropes, I still had a huge grin on my face the entire time, and even had a belly-laugh at the squirt bottle gag. The way that Manny and Jay play off each other is fantastic, and big props should go to the kid for being able to hold his own against Ed O'Neil.

Kerouac, I'm lucky enough to have seen Bobby McFarin live, and he is just insanely amazing. I went with my college orchestra on tour, and we got to take in a Dallas/Fort Worth Symphony concert, and McFarin was the conductor. He came out on stage (while the rest of the orchestra were in formal dress, mind you)…

Shit, Yummsh, I didn't even think of that! What would I do without you? Wal-Mart still takes returns without receipts, right?

Dammit, now I have to go back to last week's review and dig up what Drolz said…

Love, LOVE that movie. And the director's cut is fantastic, especially the Russian Roulette scene. So good.

Is it ever going to air, or is this DVD only?

I'm not allowed to buy Star Trek today, because my mother already ordered it as one of my Christmas presents. So I have to wait a whole month. Stupid Jesus….

My favorite is the episode long riff on Oedipus set in a snow cabin. Brilliant. Scrambled eggs all over my face!

Here's hoping that Whedon goes to cable, where he'll have more freedom to tell his stories his way, and not have to worry about the goddamn numbers so much.

Absolutely agreed, ZMF. This is one of the best games I've played in years.

I'm playing on the 360. It's not pretty at times, but the gameplay is smooth, especially if you install it to your HDD. Plus, achievement points; they're absolutely pointless, but I love those little fuckers.

God dammit!!! For once, I thought that no way would Fox do the stupid thing and air a new episode while advertising that NEW EPISODES START BACK NEXT WEEK. Dammit, dammit, dammit.

God/angel/witch, whatever you want to call her, I love that there's a character like that on this show, slowly leading Gemma towards a bit of salvation. She had an interaction with Jax right before the "John the Revelator" sequence in last year's finale, if I remember correctly.

Tired of shooters…
I honestly have no interest in this game. It seems like over half of the games that come out for are shooters, and I'm just getting tired of them. Anyway, now on to an important question:

Has anybody seen my tambourine?

I think I went to a bizarro high school, because all the "popular" girls—cheerleaders, athletes—were by and large pretty ugly. But the girls in the band and drama and the math team were knockout gorgeous.

My Mass Comm professor, who's at least 55, was banging this chick. He gave her an A, and then a wedding ring. That was an awkward bachelor party.