That's what I thought too, but I don't think it's her. Too old.

Personally—and I know I'm in the minority on this—I loved True Lies a hell of a lot more than I did any James Bond movie. And Aliens is a damn-near perfect sci-fi action movie. So I'll be seeing Avatar just out of faith in Cameron to deliver a hell of a ride, but I'm still not sure about the CGI.

Not sure…
So it's Dances with Wolves + Fern Gully + a bit of The Matrix. Okay then.

I'm pretty sure the choreographer who wears the horribly outdated giant headphones all the time did "Battlefield." The one who said, "Your life is on the line….NOW DANCE!" during Vegas Week.

What are the odds that the cast of Glee will be the guest performers on an upcoming results show? It's almost certain, I'm sure.

It was an awful song choice. That's the thing that I hate about Dancing with the Stars most of all—doing all these ballroom dances to Top 40 hits. A tango should be danced to a fucking tango, not hip-hop. SYTYCD is normally really good about pairing the classical dances to appropriate music, but last night's…

Cat Deely smiles like sunshine and laughs like rainbows. She might just be my dream woman, and is the best reality show host ever.

If it ever turns out that Bianca and Peter/Other Male Tapper get paired up, you can be sure that they'll "randomly" pull tap out of the hat, just like Melissa "randomly" drew the pas de deux.

Travis & NapTab
I'm increasingly impressed by Travis Wall's choreography. That kid's got serious game, and is up to the task of filling EAWMM's shoes. That thing where Bianca and Victor flipped on the floor one after the other, with Victor dragging her around by her legs…I can't even describe it well. A…

Tap Tap Tap
I think putting three tappers in the Top 20 might've been a mistake. Their routine was muddy and pretty damn boring for me, though I'm willing to admit that I'm a little spoiled by Gene Kelly and Donald O'Connor (I watched Singin' in the Rain last night). They're gonna go pretty quick.

Bucky, you're gonna love Generation Kill. It shares a lot of themes with The Wire, plus balls-out, tense-as-hell firefights. Hell of a show.

I was right there with you. "They really shouldn't do that in the bathtub…"

Seriously, The Body is fucking devastating.

I'd say second best of the show, with Epitaph holding the top spot.

She gets a lifetime pass from me…
Not from Arrested Development, but from that one scene in Adaptation where I saw her nipples.

I know, this season has just flown by. Which is funny, because each episode feels so long, and I mean that in a good way. An hour of rich, lush Mad Men leaves me feeling like I just spent over 2 hours reading a good book. Fulfilling television, I guess.

No clue
I've been stuck for 20 fucking years trying to accomplish anything in the original game. I run around, go underground, look everywhere I can, make my blob a ladder, trampoline, what have you, and absolutely nothing gets done. I think that game is what gave me my crippling self esteem issues.

I concur. It seems to me that the designers spent most of their energy on the art direction, which is top notch, and gameplay was an afterthought. It's a fun game to be sure, but it's lacking in that "okay, one more mission and then I'm done, honest" addictiveness. It's certainly getting overshadowed at my house by…

Honestly, I don't know anything about Bill Watterson, so I don't know the answer to that.

That's a pretty good comparison, actually. Why hasn't there been a C&H movie yet?