'He's cool, he's sexy, he's 34 years old!'

Yea, the 2015 screening of Trainwreck in Louisiana where two women were killed wasn't targeted solely because of the movie's feminist qualities but it is on record that the shooter was vocal about hating women. But yea, men are the victims here!

Hey I didn't hear a harrumph from that guy!

Shouldn't the whole point that Wonder Woman is awesome and we've waited 76 years for a movie spotlighting her outweigh any kind of need to defer to 'Pshaw, this is discrimination!' (no, it isn't) or politicize what ought to be a fun group activity for people who wouldn't otherwise consider attending, never mind…

Trump's more a Spongebob villain.

The fiction that movies depict of guns is so absolutely divorced from the reality of what they do and so common in the public perception that of course they have a detrimental influence. Everybody likes to think they could kill the bad guy with one bullet, nobody wants to think about shitting in a bag for the rest of…

A friend of mine from high school was really excited to introduce us to her new boyfriend at a party and proceeded to have a fight with him in front of us about how he insisted on listening to Eminem while they were having sex. She had gotten him to stop and then it turned out he was still listening, just on his…

Why is it "way less cool?" Just say 'lamer!' This is some doublespeak shit, headline writer.

You may need all-wheel drive and/or tumor twins on your neck, but sure.

I think David Lynch is very intentionally counterintuitive about when he places music in his movies. I remember showing a friend of mine Lost Highway and how the only thing he could say about the "Call me, I'm at your house" scene was that it would be much scarier with music under it. I don't know if I agree but I…

They're Greek myths, they can't just speak Greek?

Robert Forster (Sheriff Truman) actually worked under Brando for his first big break, Reflections in a Golden Eye, back in 1957. The whole thing just seemed like a joke on him.

Perlich was also Whistler in the second season of Buffy, a show that definitely borrowed some of Lynch's language as far as metaphor, dreamscapes and high school hell.

You've never seen The Muppets take Manhattan?

Clearly, what exists in this world without your knowledge exists without your consent.

Seeing Coop-as-Dougie in the fuzzy green jacket reminded me of another great character whose amnesia separated from the friends who needed him most: Kermit the Frog. And we know Cookie Monster's been to Twin Beaks . . .

Deputy Hawk's heritage is supposed to help him find Cooper. Is the Silver Mustang an Indian Casino?

Years ago I went to summer camp with the younger daughter of Nicholas Hollander, who created Katie Kaboom and wrote some of the great Animaniacs episodes (like the one where Wakko's gloves come to life). She was absolutely adorable and we got along well enough but it'd be a little weird of me to try and track her…

Layers to this shit, you and I know . . .

Yea but for now genetics and anxiety have left me with a non-existent daughter and some poor man's Paulie Walnuts salt among the pepper on my skull.