The woman who wrote the Courier-Journal story about the doctors' "BREAKING FUCKED-UP KENTUCKY PAST" or whatever went on twitter this afternoon asking if anybody could put her in touch with him.

-Mortgage Man
-You Bought Me a Blood Pressure Cuff for My Birthday Man
-My Son Beat my High Score on Mega Man Man
-Second Mortgage Man

This Summer, John C. Reilly IS . . .

Yea, I think somehow the response has become 'This game was delayed to improve localization and we got THIS WHAAAT?!"

And the only Castlevanias you'll ever need!

Remember when Mega Man's sister hid her symptoms from Robo-fluenza so that he could use the last of their vaccine in time to stop Dr. Wily? It was right after he shot Sheep Man for his Thunder Wool.

And even when Castlevania was on the Super Nintendo you had skull monsters trying to strangle you with their tongues while you knocked bone chips off of them in a haunted castle.

I love when Berth KO'd one of my teammates and scoffed ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG, KID! Which I choose to interpret as a P3 reference, but I say that about most things.

In case there are any NIER fans who are wondering how Persona fits in the RPG matrix, this video from Yoko Taro cracked me up (and I also got to explain to my girlfriend who that creepy-looking soft spoken man on her laptop was): https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Zenogias?

Yea she's not unlocked until November, the December schedule is hell of restricted and then you basically have to rush Aegis in January while resolving any loose ends as quick as possible. Hats off to you!

I will *not* click on spoilers, I will *not* click on spoilers . . .

Yea P3 is my favorite, just as far as the themes and how smart they are about using them to explore anime tropes. It's very direct in how it talks about death and depression without romanticizing pain and teenage angst. A lot of war games came out after 9/11 that romanticized the American perspective of combat or…

If you're ever in Yongenjaya steer clear of the Hot Peppers and their dreamy/clumsy leader Terry Marmalad.

I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA, I'm
out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton
and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!

Bloodstains on the armrest make a good flight even better!

WHO I AM IS IRRELEVANT

You got your Guardians of the Galaxy in my Thor!

No spoilers but I hope that Gus showing up means that Hector is on his way to getting proper fucked-up. I hope Michael Mando gets some scenes with Gus too, he's the show's stealth weapon.

Lightning is pretty good. Unsurprisingly, that's the one that he says he ignored all of his instincts in writing.