Did you know Tarantino really wanted to play Ordell and Samuel Jackson had to talk him out of it? 'strue.

I liked how Tina Fey was in love with him. There's a bit more fart jokes than I'd have liked but Muppets Most Wanted holds up, I think.

The grantland article about Harmontown (http://grantland.com/featur… mentions him using, he did a Drunk History about Griselda Blanco and at least one Community intern on a forum mentions him using enough to be "an abusive coke head." Where there's (crack) smoke . . .

The Wachowskis' pitch for The Matrix was to screen Ghost in the Shell for a producer and say, "That but live action." This could not be more pointless.

Nah, I'm good.

Unless you're volunteering with the national sexual assault hotline or giving money to planned parenthood, maybe you should shut the fuck up and find something better to do than get upset on the internet.

McGone . . . IS A MESS

A friend of mine gave his copy of the original 'Protect Ya Neck' seven inch to a dude we knew who sold it for heroin money. Unforgivable.

I KNOW YOU VERRRRRY WELLLLLLL

And Jimmy sued Schoolly D for sampling Kashmir for 'Signifying Rapper' and forced them to remove it from Bad Lieutenant, which is fuckin' bullshit.

He's so nice in Witness but so scary here! Really wish he'd made more movies.

I do that all the time and I don't even hate flying all that much.

I dunno, I seen a lot of girls in Captain America shirts at the early voting site on my campus these past few days and they tend to think his real name is Chris Evans.

Bernie has encouraged you to vote for someone, and he has been nice about it. Your boy Petey T. has come out in favor of apartheid, so figure it out or fuck along now, Matt Murdock.

The Master, the Social Network, The Dark Knight, there are plenty of studio movies in the aughts that don't follow three-act structure. There are plenty that follow (gasp) five-act structure instead!

Perfect Stranger is great in its awfulness.

Memba' Moral Orel?

A dude did a review of Rob Roy for my school paper where he argued that between that and Darkman, Liam Neeson could be an action hero. How right he was.

I always thought Chucky would bite me, and the idea that his teeth aren't sharp but just hard, like a dull evil nutcracker with a vice grip, is terrifying. He's also very good at manipulating people (mostly kids) and slashers who talk tend to get the short shrift because they crack wise (see also Freddy).

Trump himself didn't expect his campaign to gain this much traction. Nobody saw him coming (to the extent that the GOP base didn't really have a solid contender to mobilize behind and that he had been saying for decades he'd run before backing off). Sims' failure to realize this could happen isn't a 'refusal to…