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Pretty crazy.

Yeah, there's a totally different reason why that happens and it ain't cuz of their dicks.

California is one of the most boss, badass states in the country, and is so goddamn good they do the heavy lifting for a bunch of failing White Pride states in the Shitkicker Region. This, plus the changing climate that has wreaked havoc on their agriculture, plus the nonstop influx of people who want to move there…

A good case in point is the South Park "Wheel of Fortune" bit. The joke isn't that the word is naughty, it's that Stan is such a fucking moron he can't see what the real answer to the puzzle is (and also that our brains are trained to see that word, and nothing else, if you just censor one letter from it). Then it…

This just isn't an A movie unless you were dying to see Diana onscreen for decades. That third act is a goddamn tire fire. But you know what? It really has been too fucking long of a wait for a movie like this to come around, so it's thrilling that, at least, Diana and Steve are perfect.

So who else is waiting on the Bill Maher N-word article to drop

A revelation on two counts: 1), I guess that Bruce Willis guy can hold his own with a gun, who'd have thought, and 2) WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY PLAYING HANS

So…I agree, but I really hate this conversation now because the same four people keep coming back and saying the same "No, fuck YOU" shit, and it just absolutely goes nowhere.

More. Pork. To get. Their tiny dicks. Rock hard.

Republican-controlled congress would have rather voted unanimously on a law stating Obama has to hold his breath until he dies. He was never ever getting anything through with them. The point was to make him a lame duck, so he had to enact legislation in pencil and hope the next President would at least have a grasp…

They wanted to burn Obama at the stake, but they'll settle for the planet instead.

The problem is, Ted Nugent saying Obama could suck his shotgun was really just on-brand for the Nuge, and this country too, so no one batted an eye.

That had to have been the lowest moment of his life, too. Just saying "Sorry" on national TV. Ouch. You know he must have been planning a ghostwritten book at the end of his days titled "…And I Never Said Sorry Once."

Well, their own website is sinking, the rats gotta go somewhere.

I believe it involves running towards the camera at top speed, then breaking into a 90 degree turn as hard as possible.

That's a shame. The reveal is one of the best moments in the movie. Hopefully the "How" still delivers an impact even if the "Who" has been ruined.

I read What's the Matter With Kansas from beginning to end, and it didn't change my opinion that the book could have been one word long ("Abortion") and saved me the time.

My wife and I power-bombed this show when the first part of Season 1 came out. Part 2's been out for a while and we still haven't gone back to it. We have time - the only other stuff we're watching right now is Kimmy Schmidt, Handmaid's Tale, Harlots and BCS - but it just isn't pulling us back in.

These people have been really upset that they don't have their own country, huh? We should probably look into just giving them one. Then I won't have to hear about their tiresome bullshit, it'll be just like having another Canada to ignore.