You are also eligible for "Only-ies." Or at least you were.

The big draw for MI:4 will be that Tom Cruise is now the bad guy. Seriously. This is exactly how it started for Victor Von Doom. Rise to the top, fall from grace, something slowly breaking inside…then BOOM! You've got Katie Holmes trapped in the basement of your Latverian castle and the Fantastic Four ready to ride on…

Looks like Kurt Schwitters' living room.

Twist Ending?
This looks like a movie with a twist ending. Someone want to ruin it for us? eh? eh?

http://www.theonion.com/con…

Oh-ho! Burn, rinse and repeat null!

"Like You'd Understand, Anyway" by Jim Shepard is good. It was a national book award finalist, so that might appeal to you if you like your shorts story books to come with little, silver, circled indentations on them.

"The Names," by Don Delillo
…is my suggestion for the book club.

Well said Clujisli, I had a similar thought after reading the article - though I still think the movie looks funny.

China Melville
"Call me Ishmael, I live in the City and the City…"

Also read:
Sex and the City and the City.

1. Oliver Twist (gets raped)

Prosecutor to Polanski:
"What's the deal with Depp fucking the mystery chick in front of the burning castle at the end of The Ninth Gate?"

Dude, Roman, it's cool, just come on back to LA, we'll have a new trial, straighten all this right out…there ya go, buddy, that's good, almost…GOTCHA, SUCKA!