I bet he also claims that as they try to make the game less hard hitting, they're ruining it and eventually he'll jump ship. That's the thing with guys like that. They loooove football, and are always ready to jump ship if they need to.

That would certainly explain the Naked Gun movies.

Really? You think these guys are fully aware of how dangerous it is? You think if you took any college draft prospect and asked him his chances of developing Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy, he'd give you an accurate statistic?

Americans watch football, drive gas guzzling cars, eat food from factory farms…

College, man. I remember that.

I tend to agree with the whole, Polanski committed a horrible crime and should go to jail mindset. That seems like the rational position. Then I look around the internet, find that everyone who agrees with me seems like a very irrational crazy person and I wonder…

@avclub-4a51fda79bbd54b4e7327dd6559b6c4d:disqus Ahhh Woody Allen. I was young and didn't quite understand everything that was going down when all that was going down. Then there was a point when I was older and was shocked when I realized that Woody actually didn't do anything illegal (it seemed like he had to based…

Meanwhile, getting all worked up over that one didn't make a damn bit of difference either. Keep getting upset internet, you'll change the world one of these times.

I thought I saw a well reasoned, non hate filled comment on Yahoo once, but it turned out it was just a smudge on my computer monitor.

But people on the internet have to let you know how strong their moral compass is based on their hatred and outrage at a situation that they really don't care enough to do anything about other than complain about in comments sections.

In this day and age an adult woman (who we all remember was once a child) twerks on TV and the FCC receives shrieking complaints of "child pornography"

@avclub-f14314bf4d4a1bd450664f089241fe86:disqus except you can't, now that Netflix is turning away from DVD rentals and emphasizing original programming, cartoons and b-movies on streaming. 10 years ago you could have just as easily said "Why need Netflix when you can get most of these old movies on TCM?"

You don't watch Say Yes to the Dress because you condone $10,000 for a piece of clothing. You watch it because you judge those who do condone it.

I still want some Strong fucking Belwas!

I was really hoping there was a way to make the Oscars less exciting. Didn't think it would be settling on a winner in September though. 

More TV coverage? Ya' don't say?

That's disgusting.

You know they really wish the content warning said "Explicit French Lesbian Sexual Content" instead of just "Explicit Sexual Content"

Make barley wines. Not enough places make good barley wines. That is all.

I always thought he was the owner of Hometown Buffet.