Tomorrow Justin Timberlake will be cast as Usagi Yojimbo

Caroline Dhavernas > brunette Kristen Bell.

Colbert is one of the few people on TV operating so far above everyone else. Watching this makes me so very sorry for his loss, but so very happy for his presence. Not to mention so pissed at all the crappy TV, be it entertainment, reality, or most of all, TV news that take such gleeful pride in their lowest common…

It's spelled "Obummer" but only in internet comments. Not sure why that is. Seems like an odd rule of English.

An Irish guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" the Irish guy says "I'm actually a horse."

ESPN ultimately went with Michael Jordan as their Athlete of the Century. 13 years later, Jordan who was everywhere and everything in the 90's (for good reason, the guy is talented) feels like a pretty uninspired choice. But I've never been a fan of Hanes.

I think most men (self included) grow up so deep into objectification culture, that fratty, smutty, dipshit humor just seems like a shruggable inevitablility. I The term "rape culture" sounds so alarmist, it's kinda easy to dismiss. But if any decent man were to consider the statistics and realize just how common rape…

I'd be willing to bet that a good, let's say 75% of people understand that any topic can yield a good joke or a bad joke and some topics, like rape, usually make for bad jokes because they're so horrific, but to make a good joke from such a topic requires a lot of talent, and it's impressive to witness and should be…

"Because I have a s….s…."
"STD?"

Spacey and Posey realizing they're in a silly movie and having too much fun with it, is the only thing that got me through Superman Returns. Seriously, is there any material they can't elevate? (not having to do with Bobby Darrin that is).

"It's a wonderful restaurant!"
"It sure is."

MCCLOUD!

This won't be half as good as Wedding Crashers, unless it has Christopher Walken in a pointless role that's not really funny as much as "hey it's Christopher Walken," also some gay panic jokes, and women who are painted as either crazy or dumb, oh and John McCain.

It's the hidden NSA cameras in everyone's home…. right?

I suspected these types of jokes would be afoot.

I'm okay with negative opinions but any article that takes the form of a list (5 Reasons Why…) shouldn't be taken seriously as a review.

Is Bryce Dallas Howard not an option? And why not?

@eric827:disqus In all fairness there are so many people in India. The joke wasn't that there's anything inherently wrong with those people. It's just that there are so damn many of them.

What can you say Tasha, sometimes you get attached to people and then suddenly they're gone, it's like they just… dissolve.

^not a spoiler, relax. But I still flagged it (as I imagine you did too) because, yeah, fuck-face.