Dammit, you are not supposed to get to appreciate these people on a human basis! It really ruins the objectification.

David Bowie also explains why so many men are not bisexual but would totally f**k David Bowie.

Justine Bateman in those days was just blowing everyone away.

If someone ever asked me what it was like to be in your mid 20's in the 2000's, I think I'd give them this DVD and just say "watch."

If by "lesser of" you mean "best of" I completely agree.

I think a lot of it is the first 3 seasons being held in higher regard than they actually were. If you really go back through those seasons critically there are some real average episodes scattered among them. But they're willfully forgotten or diluted by the brilliance of the good ones. Ultimately seasons 1-3 had…

Yeah, John Slattery and Gale the Snail were fine. Asian stereotype woman… not so much.

No one on the internet would be unjustly negative, though… would they?

Ahem, someone mentioned that.

To be fair, the "kid" wasn't really a kid anymore, making him hardly a half-man, anyway. I assume that each of the three "men" were actually 5/6ths of a whole man, thus satisfying the title's requirement.

A Douglas comeback would be great.

Depends. If you compare him to other inhabitants of Hollywood, David Cross is a mess. If you compare him to those you see on your weekly trip to Costco, he's a friggin' Adonis.

"you know how mommy's a girl and she loves daddy whose a boy? Well some girls love other girls and some boys love other boys." Yeah real fucking struggle explaining this to a kid.

FXX is what happens when a cable channel that was branded as an edgy offshoot of a network channel that was branded as an edgy alternative requires another edgy offshoot. Can't wait until we see what edgy programming will be on FXXX

And Maureen Ponderosa is played by the daughter of Ivan Reitman. So they share the same facial features and nepotism.

"Gene Parmesan disguised as an ostrich" is pretty good. I would have gone with "guest appearance by Sweet Dee Reynolds" but, you know, tomato, tomahto.

CBS: We make the shows that watch your grandparents sleep.

Breaking News!  Hollywood takes pretty blonde teenaged actress and sexualizes her.

CNN can't be happy about this. I'm guessing. I don't really know what they're talking about on CNN.

This is the rhythm of my life… my life…. oh yeah!