Double feature
Last night, my fiancee and I saw "The Brothers Solomon" and a midnight screening of "Ghostbusters." Only one of those made me laugh, and it's the one I've seen 100+ times.

My Humble Vote
"5:15" by the Who. I worked at a small-market classic rock radio station for three years and by the time I quit this song and "Houses of the Holy" by Led Zepplin were the only two songs I could stand to hear.

A-??
Something, something, how dare you, something, something, Judd Apatow, something, fellatio, something, something.

Zach Retox …
Thank you for making me laugh out loud on the first day of an abbreviated workweek.