He was brilliant in Teeth.

The creepiest moment of the episode was when Hanna told her mom "Pastor Ted may be a saint but he won't wait for ever." Then they all stood around smiling for a minute. Go get some o' that devoutly religious ass, Laura Leighton! And tell your daughter and her friends all about it.

A is for Adam Lambert.

Are you saying people didn't like the Red Wedding? You are wrong, sir. People love a good fetal stabbing. I laughed, I cried, and I ate a lamprey pie with a good Dornish wine. Good day.

I think magic only exists in Ravenswood. In the credits teaser from the doll hospital episode, the teaser showed A coaching Seth and the old lady to be creepy and I can't think of any other supernatural events that weren't revealed to be an A-orchestrated hoax.

So, when Jake isn't instructing karate, he's running a foot fetish prostitution website that caters to the rich and powerful of Rosewood. He posted a classified ad for foot models on UPenn's campus, where Cece saw it and decided to bring Ali along to the audition. Ali lied about her age to get the foot gig and then…

People who don't work or go there call it UPenn.

I am really late coming to this, but my favorite part was, "Guys, that bird sounds just like Allie!" It was far fetched when they saw Cici and were amazed that that blonde girl looks like their blonde friend, but this was better.

Excuse me, Dumbledore, I believe the line is "I aint got not crystal ball." Some people.

Seems to me like Hannah is recreating her relationship with Adam by setting up boundaries with her new boyfriend, only this time she's the Adam in the relationship.

Yeah, Donald Glover is a fox. Maybe they'll reveal later that he has a third buttcheek or something.

Oh, great, they're going to let Stephen King ruin another one of his own movies. If he has anything to do with it, it will feature the cast of Growing Pains and Stephen King will play some small role that requires wearing a denim jacket.

Oh, great, they're going to let Stephen King ruin another one of his own movies. If he has anything to do with it, it will feature the cast of Growing Pains and Stephen King will play some small role that requires wearing a denim jacket.

Ghost Harry is a prime example of the TV trope I hate the most. I was fine with Michael C. Hall talking to his dead father in 6 Feet Under because they did not overuse it. But most series that regularly feature characters talking to dead friends and relatives just accept it as a fact of life on TV. Hey, don't we all…

Ghost Harry is a prime example of the TV trope I hate the most. I was fine with Michael C. Hall talking to his dead father in 6 Feet Under because they did not overuse it. But most series that regularly feature characters talking to dead friends and relatives just accept it as a fact of life on TV. Hey, don't we all…

Agreed, Chris's decent into madness seems inevitable. Chris needs to call up AJ Soprano for some swimming lessons.

Agreed, Chris's decent into madness seems inevitable. Chris needs to call up AJ Soprano for some swimming lessons.

I'm glad Todd mentioned the "freaks" motif. The choice to cast someone with microcephaly seems like a reference to the 1932 movie, and it is definitely in poor taste, a little more so than every other element of this show. Also, the socially progressive message behind Chloe Sevigny's nymphomania has been overshadowed…

I'm glad Todd mentioned the "freaks" motif. The choice to cast someone with microcephaly seems like a reference to the 1932 movie, and it is definitely in poor taste, a little more so than every other element of this show. Also, the socially progressive message behind Chloe Sevigny's nymphomania has been overshadowed…

Ronnie drank so much last season that he bled from his anus.