…That's a weird analogy. Do you ever just casually discuss what foods you like or dislike when you go into a restaurant? Why are people automatically shouting when they say don't find someone funny or attractive? I still don't see why that should just be completely avoided.

Yeah but… why shouldn't they talk about that if that's the way they feel?

I mean it's not a thing I'd boast about, but I completely understand why.

That would be and I'd pay good money to see that movie.

I'd love it if he got 18 million retweets and then Wendy's told him he can have the free nuggets but has to shove them all up his ass.

Squidbillies - Early Cuyler. Also totally agree with Michael Scott, he WAS that show. I thought every season of that show was great up until he left, and once he left I made it through about four episodes before completely losing interest.

HOW DOES THE T-REX BREAK OUT OF ITS ENCLOSURE IF THERE'S A GIGANTIC DROP ON ITS SIDE OF THE FENCE?

That being said, the joke of Mac thinking that he's a total badass will never get old.

I hope so too, the joke of Mac being in the closet has kinda run it's course by now. Personally I thought that the reveal of Charlie and Dee secretly smoking together was going to lead to more, after they (almost certainly) banged in The Gang Misses the Boat.

Gee I wonder why you don't change more minds with that technique, I'm always appreciative when someone self-righteously rants about how the things I enjoy are for simple-minded-yet-self-important dillweeds. That's a really great way to get people to see the error of their ways.

Culture has not been certified platinum or anywhere close to it. It just came out on Friday.

Duh, stay outta Riverdale

It's made $40 million this weekend over a $10 million budget. The sequel's definitely happening.

Scud is REEEEEAL

I asked "Why?" out loud immediately after that line.

Oh god, was that the dude with dried bird shit on his face? Because that was fucking disgusting. I'm not usually grossed out by movies, but that was so unnecessary and stupid. I don't care how rough your life is, NO ONE in history has ever just left fucking dried disgusting bird shit in their face. The most insane…

This looks cheap and shitty. Anyone saying otherwise is just trying to convince themselves.

The "Mama Said" sequence had to have been made for the stoners. I mean what the fuck.

Even though it doesn't qualify, Safe Haven from VHS2 is just as good as any of these films. The zombie sequence in that movie is pretty damn good too.

TWO BROTHERS. IN A VAN. AND THEN A METEOR HITS.