Was John Carpenter's The Thing made in the 21st century?

"I got my magnum condoms. I got my wad of hundreds. I'm ready to PLOWWW"

"Pet Shop Boys set a standard for U.K. hip-hop that none of their countrymen have really surpassed."

I tried and succeeding in resisting this. It wasn't actually that hard. In fact it was as easy as every other effortless decision I've ever made in my life, like choosing not to slam my dick in a car door.

Hey, there's a hit novelty song called "Coco" right now. Conan O'Brien's nickname is Coco. Isn't it a crime against mankind that no one has made a clever video that points out that connection. Great job, internet!

I feel like a dick for the way I criticized this now. I stand by my sentiment, but best of luck to you.

This is not worth your time and we know it, internet!

"So it wasn’t too much of a leap for Krusty Burger’s best employee to head to the big screen" Umm, wrong cartoon buddy.

I can see why this is so popular!

WHEN IS AXE COP COMING BACK?

"I'll see to it you don't get apricot one!"

For more information on Grand Funk consult your local library!

3 words: Freaks and Geeks

Yeah, I don't even particularly like the episode, but in the 300 parody episode with the lesbian bar Garrison says "You kicked me right in the pussy". That was a good 7 or 8 years ago.

My favorite song on this album changes every time I listed to it. Last time it was Monday Morning. Like a lot of great Pulp songs it leaves me feeling equally depressed and filled with joy. That and Bar Italia such a perfect conclusion for this album.

25 years old? You're not 25 years old! This ID is completely fake!

Pulp - A Little Soul

This analogy has been made from the moment Odd Future started blowing up, but I don't think I've ever seen it as poorly thought out as it is here.

Safe European Home

IT IS A FARGATE! FROM ZE MAKERS OF FINDEPENDENCE DAY!